Did you know Cafe Press has an entire page devoted to corn poop T-shirts?

The one below is my fave. I often threaten to buy one of these tees for Brian. Actually, what I tell him is that I plan to order his-and-hers versions of the shirt so we can be twins and wear them together. Sometimes he's amused by this...other times, not so much.

His birthday IS coming up soon...maybe it's time to make good on my threat.

Also FYI -- Apparently you can buy corn poop underwear too. That's crossing the line, I think...especially the thongs.